Why is it that I think my girlfriend doesn't love me?

(She thinks this is going to enrich our relationship, through communication.)

The first reason being, she says I love you so much that it seems like she's trying to hide something. I know she loves a lot of people. Second being, she has once in a lifetime funny moments. Thirdly, how could someone possibly love you if sometimes they ignore you(or pretend to as she says)? I don't understand it, and so it has helped me come to the conclusion that she doesn't love me. On occasion, she thinks that I'm stupid. When I come to the conclusion that she doesn't love me, she always tells me that she thinks I'm lying to myself. So she's constantly telling me that I'm lying to myself. She's registered on EHarmony under Altagracia Immanuel Alvarado Perez, well that's not really true, but it's fine. She makes all of my ideas sound phony. Her actions and constant mood swings are just more evidence of this. She hates all of my friends, therefore she despises me. She finds other guys attractive by calling them hot and other things referring to their aesthetic appearance. I assume that she secretly wishes that we could go back to being best friends. She's dated other genders. She dated an eighteen year old guy, she's a fifteen year old cougar(not true either). This is pretty much why I can't believe she loves me. She's a young cougar.

ipad

the ipad is going to be the easiest thing to break.

i wonder

if dogs could talk
what would they say?